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Irka @coyoteseattle@mastodon.mechanicalmischief.com

@fluxom_alt Hah, I knew my recent skirt purchases would foil *someone's* plans.

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@cambrian_era Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! I'm *still* annoyed that I bought a $300 piece of professional software two years ago, and the entirety of the documentation on it was, "here's a link to our Youtube page with video tutorials." I should not need to sit watching a 45 minute video to find out where the "change brush size" option is.

I found out today that there's metallic orange dye in FF14, and thus had to set up a new look.

@minty_da I can wholeheartedly recommend Planet With, if you haven't seen it. I first checked it out after seeing it described as Gurren Lagann meets Earthbound, and it really lived up to that.

@trysdyn If they operated a train, they could be called "Exposed Conductor."

@Xarph Parliamentary Pugilist would be an excellent name for a punk band.

@trysdyn Warhammer 40K had that beat. But I think the furthest I've seen is Jonni Future, which takes place some time after the sun has gone supernova.

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starting a bondage session alright let's set up the rules

The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL
NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and
"OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in
RFC 2119.

sub: "h-how do you do that with your mouth. the capitalization. the citation. wh—"

@Kyreeth @trysdyn Sure it does. It just needs described properly. I recommend calling decentralization "the uber of crypto-currency-like cloud infrastructure."

@trysdyn Because they don't want to deal with people going, "Wah, I can't figure out how IPS patches work," and don't understand how much more this opens them up to copyright lawsuits.

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anyway, yeah

you want that fake fascist freedom, with the feel of a necktie around your carefully-groomed neck and the taste of boot polish in your mouth, as you drive your SUV through the gates of your locked community, hoping to make it home before the HOA writes you a letter about your lawn? go for it

we'll be over here, with collars around our necks and the taste of our partners in our mouths, driving our beat-up station wagons through the city streets

having lived both lives, i am pretty sure this is the good one

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@kauko @fluxom_alt So, what you're saying is, you'd see them as a drone?

@Xarph This hands of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me we absolutely deserved G Gundam! Take my giant horse robots, my stereotype bot fights, and *all* of my hammy dialogue! Shining DVD!

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YCH Commission for @Adri_Rin@twitter.com

This dumb joke has been rattling around my head since wooloo was announced

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The more I work in web development, the more I conclude that the majority of web teams are just not skilled/disciplined enough to build an SPA when a static site will do.

Static sites do not have to worry about:

- memory leaks
- the back button / history
- scroll state
- focus state
- page lifecycle (tab freezing/unfreezing)

SPA frameworks should come with a "you must be this tall to ride" sign.